During Spring Break I flew in a plane to my destination. On the seats next to me was a mother with an infant. The infant screamed the whole flight. When we got in I wanted to get my hearing checked because I think I suffered hearing loss from the screams.
JimmyDo remembers a wise person once said"And a little child shall lead them". JimmyDo says TAKE NOTES, YOU MORON. JimmyDo is SO SORRY about your poor little ears. When you get to your destination you will be exposed to loud music and screaming crowds that will make that baby next to you, sound like it is whispering. You will be ingesting copious amounts of alcohol and all your "animal" instincts will be tingling.
JimmyDo says, watch the baby. The baby is crying because it wants. It is demanding to have its desires met. Maybe when you reach your destination, you too can be crying like a baby and get your desires filled as well..
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